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7 Fatal Injuries That People Somehow Survived

When you work on the railroad, you probably know that something terrible can happen. Maybe you’ll break a bone, or lose a limb. Or maybe you’ll lose the entire lower half of your freaking body

That’s what happened to Truman Duncan, who, after falling off of a moving train, was dragged underneath the wheels. They severed his body in half at the waist, incredibly leaving him alive and conscious to hear the machinery grinding his body in two as he was dragged 75 feet.

Truman decided that screaming like a little girl was neither manly nor helpful and instead pulled out his cell phone and dialed 911 from right there under the train. Then, because it took rescuers 45 minutes to get him out from under the train, he placed a few calls to his family as well.

Jesus, how do you start that conversation?

Doctors are unsure how he managed to survive the accident but suspect that the weight of the wheels may have kept him from bleeding to death (though not very well he lost about half the blood in his body). It may also have been due to his Kryptonian ancestry, but we’re just speculating. Still, it took 23 surgeries over four months before Truman could leave the hospital, minus his legs, pelvis and a kidney.

Today, Truman is back at work at a desk job. He says he can still do the things he did before the accident like swimming, playing with his kids and screaming, “Fuck you!” at every train he passes.

6. Getting Shot. And Shot. And Shot

Despite what the NRA would have you believe, guns do kill people. Just not all people.

After all, we’ve seen Bruce Willis get shot like five or six times in four movies, so clearly you can shrug off a couple of slugs. Rapper 50 Center got shot michael kors handbags nine times and lived to rap another day. So how many shots can a man take before we declare him to be either a superhero or a zombie?

New Yorker, Joseph Guzman, took that many slugs and walked away (alright, he didn’t exactly walk). Joseph’s problems began back in 2006 when he was out at a bachelor party with some friends.

According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between.

One way or another, the cops started shooting. And once you get started with the shooting, well, it’s kind of hard to stop. Fifty rounds were fired at Joseph. Thirty one of them missed, michael kors outlet but the police probably figured that the ones that hit home were more than enough to do the job.

“Another one? Anderson, are you throwing the bullets

back in here just to fuck with me?”

Joseph was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered the 19 bullet holes in his body. The attending physician later testified that Joseph was “probably in severe pain.” Dr. Obvious likely went on to say that the red stuff pouring out of Joseph’s body was “probably blood.”

After they determined that he was indeed bleeding, the doctors found seven bullets still inside him. He had been hit in the legs, chest, abdomen and one bullet shattered his cheekbone. A liter and a half of blood was drained from his chest and then he was given a tetanus shot, which is something we wish cheap michael kors outlet we could take credit for making up.

By the way, not only did he survive the shooting, Joseph was still strong enough to be described as “combative” when he was wheeled into the hospital, possibly due to the doctor asking him if he was in any pain. Today, Joseph walks with a limp and a cane, but fortunately shows no signs of tetanus.

5. Getting Shot. By A Rocket Propelled Grenade

If you’ve watch news coverage of a war or seen a war movie over the last couple of decades you probably saw the bad guys using the above Rocket Propelled Grenades, which is a kind of shoulder fired missile about the size of the head of a baseball bat.

They’re michael kors handbags designed to take out tanks and jeeps and other Michael Kors handbags cheap things made of metal. You can imagine what happens when one of them hits a human being, unless that human being is living in the video game universe or is named .

We believe that’s an “I survived a bazooka to the torso” awareness wristband

Moss was in the army busy putting his boots far up Taliban asses, when his convoy was caught in an ambush. In addition to the machine gun fire, the enemy also unleashed cheap Michael Kors handbags several of the ever popular RPGs at the Humvee he was riding in. Moss felt something hit him in the side and when he looked down saw that he had a fucking smoking michael kors handbags rocket jutting out from his body.

Because there was a policy against evacuating people with bombs inside them, due to the whole explosion problem, his commanding officer told the helicopter crew the RPG was just some shrapnel.

When the doctors at the field hospital found out he had a whole, working rocket inside him, there was the usual panic and screaming until someone finally calmed down enough to try and save his life. This was despite the fact that the army manual called for him to be dumped far away from everyone and treated last. Seriously, nothing makes you more unpopular to a group than having a live bomb Michael Kors Handbags inside you.

Upon closer inspection it turned out Channing had a bit of luck on his side, in that cheap Michael Kors handbags the exploding warhead part of the rocket was not in his body, just the rocket and detonator. So instead of the big exploding part, there was only the michael kors outlet little exploding part left inside of him. A note on his file also states that the rocket propellant was “mostly expelled.”

Doctors finally sawed the fins off the rocket and then pulled the tube out of him, along with the wads of clothing and equipment that had been crammed into his guts by the impact. Incredibly, the huge projectile missed his vital organs and Channing lived.

We mentioned Bruce Willis earlier; what’s great about Channing’s story is if in Die Hard 5 you saw John McClane take a missile to the abdomen and walk away good as new, you’d be screaming bullshit so loud they’d have to drag you out of the theater.Articles Connexes:

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